LISTEN UP MAGGOTS
Pretty sure only one person might get that when he's done reading this

This journal is about the plan I had set about that super secret something I'm going to do for David. I mentioned it in this journal here
[link] , and my right hand man this time around would be !
Ophiocordyceps 
[lol it's so vague and the subject is entirely ambiguous in itself but just keep readin', it's brilliant.]
Okay, so me and !
Ophiocordyceps just put phase one and a half in effect. Phase two is coming up... but I'm asking you, my barely over 100 watchers to help me. Yes, I need your help and word on the street is you freaks who came from lulzy are extremely good at this kind of thing.
Only... it's gotta be a secret. It's really important that this stays under wraps and awaaaaay from the person this is all about.
Want in on the secret? Just note me. But
only if you're going to help. It's a damn good plan and I
have to have this work. So it must be as private as fucking possible and I need all the help I can get.
It does regard a certain someone, but you have to be extra quiet about that and
MAKE SURE NOT TO TELL HIM or everything me, rae, and all you guys willing to help will go out the window.
If you tell, I will find out, and I will give you hell. Ask David, he knows how I do with that.Now then, whoever wants to help, note away

!
Although if this doesn't work, that's okay. But it'll still be fun doing it. I'll be updating this journal with very vague information soon enough LOL~